jokes

An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

What's your favourite food?
> I am very fond of spaghetti bolognese, sir.
Spell it.
> Actually, sir, I think I prefer beef.