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A nice text by a nice reader!!! 

Shakespeare:

If you love someone,
Set her free....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide yourself for her.

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free....
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free....
If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free....
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back.


Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free....
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
Set her free again,
Repeat

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free…
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!


Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free…
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....

Bill Gates:
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for But tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free…
She'll evolve.

Statisticians:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution and your relation were improbable anyway.


Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free....
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! ''NEXT''.

Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan....
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never give up!

Physician:
If you love someone,
Set her free....
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.